Funny THINGS to DO while watching TWILIGHT

I came up with this list because as WE all know, there are things in TWILIGHT that make us laugh, as much as we love the movie. There are just some things that are NOT right......this list pokes fun at some of those......er, less than satisfactory scenes. Feel free to comment with your own witticisms.

When Billy Black is driving, yell “His paralysis is cured!!” Then when he gets into his wheelchair, yell “Oh…..I guess not.”

Throw gummy worms when Eric shows the worm to Bella on the field trip.

When Edward is sitting in the biology classroom in front of the owl, make loud hooting noises.

When Edward is sucking the venom from Bella’s arm, make “num num num” noises.

When Jasper first comes on screen, cough and say “constipated!!!”

Make meowing noises during the vampire fight at the baseball field ~ shmeow! Meow again in the restaurant mind-reading scene when Edward says "cat."

When Bella and Edward are eating at the Bloated Toad, and the butt-ugly waitress comes on screen, yell something about her hair style.

When the Quiluetes say “The Cullens don’t come here” yell “DUH!! Now give me some licorice.”

When Billy and Charlie are fake fighting in the Swan’s driveway, yell “Hey it’s Rocky 500.”

When Edward says his bus is full, say “I didn’t know the Cullens rode a short bus!”

When Rosalie comes on screen, say “The 80s called and they want your jeans back!!”

When Rosalie breaks the bowl, say “If you’re a vampire, why’d you have to wear gloves to break a bowl?”

When Edward calls Bella a spider monkey, make monkey noises ~ oooh ooooh ah ah

Yell for a chalk outline when Bella and Edward are laying in the meadow.

When Carlisle puts his hand on Edward's shoulder and says "Remember who you are," yell "Yeah he's a VAMPIRE!!! And what is this ~ an afterschool special?!?"

Now that you know some of what goes on inside my head.......I hope you're still my friend. And don't get me wrong, I love Twilight the movie simply because it's Twilight and my mocking is only a form of endearment.